james lowe's definitions

Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

by James Lowe December 28, 2005

yo mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

by James Lowe July 5, 2004

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to James Lowe aka "never had a girlfriend" aka "Lonely Racist"...

tha onli time i will ever use my "big dick" is to masturbate

by James Lowe April 7, 2005

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!

Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Camaro

1) Pimpin' ass Chevy muscle car

2) These mofo's were pumped out of the assembly line than mexicans pumping out kids (Well...Maybe not, but still..)

My favorite Camaro is the 1970 1/2..whats yours?

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec

REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge

by James Lowe October 16, 2004