showboating

1. To have a visibly exaggerated idea of ones own skills, talents, or abilities.
2. To exhibit a grotesque amount of undue and unfounded pride for a skill or ability which is actually mediocre.

Excellent examples of people who are really bad showboaters would be that 'Lord of the Dance' blockhead Michael Flatley, the ludicrously posturing Sarah Brightman and her bloated ego, and the Queen of the Showboaters, that swirling black hole of talentlessness herself - Celine Dion.

"This was our one chance to get rid of tha showboating Canadian wench!" - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

by James Howard February 02, 2004

borgy

31337 graffer who lives in REZAAAAAA!
he is maltese and has a swirl on his head.

"Is that that borgy kid? What a leet cunt!"

by James Howard January 06, 2004

papes

1. An archaic word for breasts.

Her papes were withered with age.

by James Howard February 04, 2004

wang chop

The process of chopping some one's or thing's wang. Used as an insult against someone.

"stfu wang chop"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Permavirgin

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons

He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...

by James Howard February 02, 2004

striaght no chaser

another example of someone who can't spell worth a damn

does ANYONE edit this site?

by James Howard February 05, 2004

monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003