james cox's definitions

gashole

The opening to the gas fillpipe of an automobile.

That idiot left the gas pump nozzle in his SUV's gashole just pumping away while he went into the store to buy ciggies. I guess that he can't read the instructions on the pump.

by James Cox September 26, 2006

frybread

Frybread (also spelled fry bread) is a Native American food, found throughout the United States. Frybread is a flat dough fried or deep-fried in oil, shortening, or lard. The dough is generally leavened by yeast or baking powder. Frybread was created in the 1800s, when Native Americans were forced onto reservations and given rations of flour and lard by the government. Native Americans did what they could, and fried bread in lard.

Would you go get us some frybread from the vendor before Grande Entry begins?

by James Cox March 20, 2007

closet christian

A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.

That dude lives the life but he don't say nothin'...he must be a closet Christian.

by James Cox November 12, 2006

buffalo cum

Road construction term: The white petroleum based release agent applied to the steel forms for concrete curbing etc. to prevent the forms from adhering to the curing concrete when they are removed.

You better spray some of that buffalo cum on the forms or you'll never get them off without fucking up the curbing.

by James Cox March 20, 2007

crack your cornhole

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

by James Cox September 24, 2006

cracker

A citizen of Georgia who is of Anglo-Saxon/Celtic descent; ususally follows the word Georgia.

He may have lived here in North Carolina for the past 20-some years, but his accent reveals that he is just a Georgia cracker.

by James Cox August 29, 2006

wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007