james's definitions

Dangerous-dave

Dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. He is feared on his streets of Croydon particually for his care free "fuck the world" attitude. Bitches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. Gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 niggas and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous "Rav0r".

Dangerous-dave; prime suspect in saturday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde Croydon slut.

by james May 28, 2003

pizzle

noun fantastic

Used to denote acceptance or agreement as in the phrase 'that is the pizzle', or 'you're the pizzle baby'.

by james July 29, 2003

slurry

A congregation or party/group of sluts.

We were at the club, moving from one slurry to another.

by James October 13, 2003

Bad Bloke Moke

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.

Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"

by James November 14, 2003

bornge

Discovered in 1997, it is the condition of having body odour(BO) and orange feet, hence Bornge.

Les was out drinking last night and has a mad case of bornge

by jamEs April 23, 2004

dirtball

A useless Mexican who lives in California and works for less than minimum wage.

The beaners who mow my lawn are dirtballs.

by James January 24, 2005

Scissor fight

When lesbians intertwine their legs and rub pussies together.

The two women lay on the bed in front of me and had an amazing scissor fight

by James March 10, 2003