JAmes's definitions

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink

'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'

by james March 7, 2005

morgition

a moron who makes up definitions

Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.

by James November 6, 2004

Love tunnel

Pussy; cunt; vag; fadge; fanny

her love tunnel was pink

by James March 10, 2003

ass ram

to fuck a man/woman in the ass at full force of which is possible by the man

"DUDE!! I heard that Eminem got ass rammed by Dr. Dre!"

by James March 26, 2004

sabretooth

1-Sabertooth: A female who specializes and prefers giving oral sex to men. Saber: slang for the male penis. Tooth: Oral.
2-Sabertooth: the act of giving a BJ. Sabertoothing.

"Yo man my woman be sabertoothing my schlong all the time"

"Yeah i know Beth, she be one fine sabertooth."

by James March 5, 2004

club

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?

by James March 7, 2004