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Definitions by james

Look at the rooties!
Rooties by James March 12, 2004
yummy apple juice at night in the bed with other boys
I like drinkin rucers!
rucers by James March 12, 2004
The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.
Genevieve, you're such a twatula!
twatula by James March 10, 2004

Dirty leg 

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.
That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.
Dirty leg by James March 10, 2004
A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.
Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.
monkey by James March 8, 2004
A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
club by James March 7, 2004
1.Yes.
2.A term use by men world wide in responce to a women who is either naggin him or talking about something of absolut zero relevance to his life...as he's only interested in having sex with her at the time.
Mom: Are you ever going to clean your room ?
kid: Uh huh.

Girl: then she said that J-lo was better that Brittney..
Guy:uh huh.
Girl: and I was all like, no waaaaayyy
Guy: Uh huh.*glances at titties*
Girl: Then I called up Crystal to tell HER about that, and she was all nooo waaaayyy.
Guy: Uh huh.
Girl: then i called Michelle back to tell her what Crystal said...
Guy: UH HUH. LOOK. are we ever gonna have sex ?
Girl: uh huh. *rolls eyes*
uh huh by James March 7, 2004