altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 06, 2004

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

mackinen

PE enthusuast who loves america and his dinosaur PE beliefs.

Mackinen is a fucker

Shove your dinosaur beliefs up your ass

by james November 19, 2003

dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 02, 2004

hehaw

another word for a girls ass

Yo check out her hehaw.

by James July 17, 2003

ripped

Copy off, plagerized, etc. off another object made by someone else.

That kid ripped his design off that girl.

by james September 12, 2003

Ricer

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by

That is not a sports car, damn ricers!

by James October 20, 2003