jamEs's definitions

Brown sex

Sex with crap on each other

He obviously into brown sex as he smelled like shit

by James April 27, 2006

Jylopakyn

A species of Elves that live in the deepest forrest of England. They are tiny and are more advanced with technology than the Wooples (see WOOPLES)

1- That jylopakyn is small.
2- The jylopakyn are clever.

by James August 3, 2003

tritium

a low energy beta emmitting isotope of hydrogen containing 2 neutrons and 1 proton.

i spilled tritium on myself but didn't worry about it because the radiated particles aren't energetic enough to penetrate the layer of dead skin that covers my body

by James October 24, 2003

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 6, 2004

boof head

dumb person, idiot, stupid, a thick unintelligent person

you are such a boof head

Go away boof head

by James October 25, 2003

Slaggot

A woman of ill repute, or an insult to a woman to suggest infidelity or bad sexual habits. Derrived from the words slag and maggot by SKC Melbourne, much like the word slamington

Piss off slaggot, we're trying to have a friendly gathering without you slutting it up.

by James November 14, 2003