Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 01, 2004

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 03, 2003

indiana

a state in the midwest under michigan and between illinois and ohio where i live :-D

I live in Indiana...

by James July 19, 2006

bixen

(n.) variation of vixen but also a gay ass motherfucker with shitty computer

Bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an IMac.

by James June 30, 2003

mohnk

Mohnk- a combination of moose and tank.
Generally used to describe a situation.

Yo i just mohnked that turn.
Mohnk this Mohnk that.

by james November 28, 2004

Priapism

Erection that wont go away

He had a huge priapism although he was not horny

by James March 10, 2003