51 definitions by jakestar
Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"
Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?
by jakestar May 5, 2005
"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
by jakestar May 11, 2005
Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by jakestar May 4, 2005
A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by jakestar December 31, 2005
by jakestar September 11, 2006
People who live adjacent to you.
They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.
They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.
Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.
They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.
Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
by jakestar April 28, 2005
1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.
2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.
2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.
by jakestar April 26, 2005