jake smith's definitions

Pearl Necklace

the act of blowing your load directly at a woman's neck, aiming it perfectly center so the white juice flows down both sides of her neck, creating what looks like a 'pearl necklace'

Yo, I gave my girl a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.

by Jake Smith February 16, 2003

50

American Browning 50 caliber heavy machine, belt fed, designed before WW2 and still in use today.
Used on our WW2 fighters and bombers, ships, amoured vehicles or with a tripod. Its power could chop trees in half.

The gooks best not hit this bunker - we got a 50 !

by jake smith May 26, 2004

lbj

Long Bien Jail -A US army stockade in Vietnam during the war

He did 90 days in LBJ.

by jake smith May 25, 2004

ets

end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.

by jake smith May 25, 2004

88

WW2 German 88milmeter antiaircraft gun which doubled as ground artillary and especially efective anti tank gun
Feared by allied forces.

We gotta knock out that 88 its killin our boys.

by jake smith May 26, 2004

dro

dinning room orderly -someone on KP in an army mess hall who cleans up tables

I'd rather be a dro then clean pots and pans.

by jake smith May 25, 2004

short

short -person whoose getting out of the military soon.

I got only 1 day man can't get shorter then that.

by jake smith May 25, 2004