F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

by jake March 07, 2003

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 07, 2005

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants

Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.

by Jake May 08, 2003