jake's definitions

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.

"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"

by Jake August 14, 2003

gorg

short for the word gorgeous

wow check out that girl, shes fuckin gorg!

by jake July 12, 2004

He Ho

"he ho" is a slang word tpo describe nothing. It replaces words like "What?" or "YES!!" I can also be used with other words such as fing da ling to show disapointment

"So i just made a million bucks!"
"He ho?"
"yeah a million!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!

"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"

by Jake June 29, 2004

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003