female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".
Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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lickety-split

I gave her lickety-split
by Jake February 04, 2004
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najibsy-nazar

ron: can i borrow 20 G's to bail my marms out?
Jim: najibsy-nazar
by Jake May 02, 2003
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Rolling

When you roll a ciggarette or spliff using Rizzlas or smoking paper.
by Jake January 22, 2005
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gothic-punk

1.A type of music that usually combines the poetry of gothism and the sound of hardcore punk.

2.A suculture that combines gothism and punkism.
AFI's Sing The Sorrow is a gothic-punk album.
by Jake July 18, 2004
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shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
by Jake March 07, 2004
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pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004
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