glem

dude you stepped in my glem
by jake January 27, 2005
mugGet the glemmug.

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.
After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.
by Jake September 08, 2004
mugGet the loin gravymug.

H H

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott
by Jake December 06, 2003
mugGet the H Hmug.

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"
Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.
by Jake February 03, 2004
mugGet the deck bunnymug.

baylaze

to smoke herb, or dank or what ever u call it
u tryin to baylaze tonight B
by Jake June 20, 2006
mugGet the baylazemug.

togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.
I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.
by jake February 15, 2005
mugGet the togusthermug.

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
by Jake March 05, 2004
mugGet the foot fuckmug.