longford

by Jake August 02, 2003
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stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
by Jake March 15, 2004
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the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"
Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!
by Jake February 20, 2004
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Pepi

Beautiful, Pepi is beautiful like a long walk at beach then setting down with ur girl and cuddling to watch a sun-set that beautiful, i mean Pepi is soo perfect it's not even funny
awww look how perfect he is he must be pepi
by Jake January 05, 2005
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peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore
Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005
by Jake March 20, 2005
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Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.
by Jake September 08, 2004
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Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN
Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.
by Jake January 05, 2005
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