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Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.
Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.
by Jake April 15, 2005
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beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus
"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"
by Jake May 3, 2004
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tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth
mmmmmm, self explanitory
by jake November 12, 2003
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D Lover

by Jake November 30, 2003
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urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
by Jake October 26, 2005
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selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax
"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"
by jake November 11, 2003
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farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.
Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated
by Jake October 27, 2003
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