frig

to masturbate

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room

by Jake February 23, 2004

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 08, 2004

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 26, 2004

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 14, 2004

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 17, 2006

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 21, 2004

take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

by Jake September 23, 2003