captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?
-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.
by Jake February 09, 2005
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duckman

he is a villain-killin', arsehole-fillin' super-hero of great stature.
www.girlsongirls.org and go to the adventures of duckman forum. click the one that says duckman, and then read the first post. there is a wonderful image available.
by jake September 14, 2004
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Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.
Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!
by jake August 06, 2004
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vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.
"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.
by Jake April 04, 2005
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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DL

by jake April 29, 2003
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