jake's definitions

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels

Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?

by Jake May 8, 2003

i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005

go fishing

Go fishing is a way to say hand job.

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.

by Jake May 13, 2005

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

D Lover

Someone who likes the dick.

You are such a D lover!

by Jake November 30, 2003