crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 25, 2004

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005

saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 06, 2004

girl-girl sex

sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.

Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"

by Jake February 17, 2004

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004