jake's definitions

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 25, 2004

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

by Jake March 25, 2004

JakeZee

JakeZee is worst term u could be called.. means u hella ugly for real..., like not ugly ugly u DAMN UGLY like oprah ugly

Yo man That Cracka aint ugly, damn girl HE A JAKZEE

man u soo ugly u JAKEZEE

by Jake January 5, 2005

grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically

Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.

by Jake March 2, 2004

up

(adjective) hard or erect

as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.

by Jake January 16, 2004

belly bulge

(noun) the curve of a woman's belly from just below her navel to just above her pubic hair

Nancii has a very attractive belly bulge, I get a boner as soon as I see her pull her pants down 3"

by Jake January 13, 2004