Definitions by jake

homework 

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

homework by jake January 18, 2005

Lauren not Loren 

an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.

some girl spelt her name wrong so hillary kicked her ass

Lauren not Loren by Jake January 17, 2005

half-mass 

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

half-mass by jake January 17, 2005

yo bitches 

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.

Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..

yo bitches by Jake January 12, 2005

rig bag 

someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag

"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."

rig bag by Jake January 10, 2005

muart 

too die; dying; derived from the language Jag

I'm gonna be muart if I eat all that vitamin e."

muart by Jake January 10, 2005

vitamin e 

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

vitamin e by Jake January 10, 2005