jadio u no's definitions

shagger

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

bushy plate

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

multiple orgasm

A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003