jadio u no's definitions

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

shagger

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tosspot

A pot in which things are thrown. Especially jism.

The tosspot jismed everywhere and missed the tosspot.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

dirty pillows

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003