Definitions by jadio u no

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

Fanny batter by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ball sack 

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

ball sack by jadio u no August 14, 2003

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

PISS FLAPS by jadio u no August 14, 2003

flaps 

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

flaps by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty 

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

numpty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

bushy plate 

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

bushy plate by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

piss poor by jadio u no August 14, 2003