Definitions by jadio u no

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

Fanny batter by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ball sack 

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

ball sack by jadio u no August 14, 2003

flaps 

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

flaps by jadio u no August 14, 2003

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

PISS FLAPS by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Fuck Wit 

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

Fuck Wit by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty 

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

numpty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

piss poor by jadio u no August 14, 2003