Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jadio u no

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

ball sack by jadio u no August 14, 2003

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

flaps by jadio u no August 14, 2003

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

Fuck Wit by jadio u no August 14, 2003

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

numpty by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

piss poor by jadio u no August 14, 2003