jadio u no's definitions

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ball sack

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Fuck Wit

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

bushy plate

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003