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Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
It makes em fuggin wild.
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Get the Indigo Cunting mug.Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Assfoot mug.Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Dirk's Diggler mug.Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Welcome to the Bunghole mug.A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!
And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We were settling in for some buttplay when
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We got a Welsh rabbit.
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"
We got a Welsh rabbit.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
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