jacques asse's definitions

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Indigo Cunting

Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.

It makes em fuggin wild.

Yep. We're goin indigo cunting this weekend. And we are really painting the town blue.

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.

Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009