sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009
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austrigger

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 09, 2010
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Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009
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The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.
I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.
After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
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Stinking Emina

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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