Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.
Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009