sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 09, 2010

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew
etc.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
