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A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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