jacques asse's definitions

sexicide

Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.

Anna killed Bob by terminal sexicide.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

noobs

new boobs

Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Faggiography

A faggiography refers to an urban eulogy, or the reflective study of a faggish life, given by a High Thug, upon the death of a gay gang member.

Jo'moquan presided over Kip's faggiography after he was shot during a gangbang by some Lords of Death.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.

Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

japaliano

A japanese wop.

Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.

by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009