Definitions by jacques asse

thugger 

A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.

Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.

thugger by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

queener 

A queener is a resident of New York who was conceived in the borough of Queens. These are most often depraved gay males with very small phallic appendages.

Ramon, gay stalker and queener.

queener by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

cunnilatio 

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

cunnilatio by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

faceburn 

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

faceburn by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

penocchio by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

goatfuck 

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

goatfuck by Jacques Asse February 2, 2009

assopolis 

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

assopolis by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009