jacques asse's definitions

japaliano

A japanese wop.

Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.

by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009

galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.

Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

goatfuck

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

by Jacques Asse February 2, 2009

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009