Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.
by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009
Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.
Jew Heberman is no Democrat.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009
by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009
Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!
by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.
You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.
by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009