Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

crate rape

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Terminal Buttfungus

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.

You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009