Definitions by jacques asse

phantom buttfucker 

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

phantom buttfucker by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

galasshole by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

japaliano 

A japanese wop.

Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.

japaliano by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009

urbanisting 

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

urbanisting by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

sexicide 

Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.

Anna killed Bob by terminal sexicide.

sexicide by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

Jew Heberman by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

typhoontang by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009