jacobjohn55 's definitions

The Premiere Edition Vol. 1

An overused sound effects library made by The Hollywood Edge. It was originally released in 1990.

Kid #1: (watches a video on YouTube, a guy crashes off-screen followed by a cat screeching)

Kid #1: FUCK OFF!!! (throws phone to wall, then breaks)

Kid #2: What’s wrong?

Kid #1: That fucking cat screeching noise from The Premiere Edition Vol. 1 sound library keeps haunting me! It’s DRIVING ME NUTS!!!

Kid #2: ....okay

by jacobjohn55 February 5, 2021

Dr. Now

An Iranian surgeon from My 600 lb. life that helps morbidly obese people lose weight and get qualified for weight loss surgery.

Dr. Now: Hello, How y’all doing?

by jacobjohn55 March 10, 2021

Mark DeCarlo

An underrated, but awesome voice actor. He is best known for voicing Hugh Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, but had very few roles in other TV shows.

Mark DeCarlo doing the Hugh Neutron voice: Looks like your going….. to the shadow realm Jimbo! Oh it’s just down the street, next to the Chick-Fil-A.

by jacobjohn55 September 27, 2021

Spencer Shay

A powerful god from the anime Boku no Carly that is the next Shaggy Rogers.

Spencer Shay has the ability to destroy Shaggy by using 100% of his power.

by jacobjohn55 November 11, 2019

Uncultured Swine

A person who has never watched The Godfather.

Person 1: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s from The Godfather you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

by jacobjohn55 June 27, 2021

Satin

a smooth, glossy fabric that feels good on your penis.

I sneaked into my girlfriends drawers so I can masturbate her satin nightie.

by jacobjohn55 March 10, 2021

Hugh Neutron

The most inspiring anime character of all time.

"Once when I was seven years old I sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life." - Hugh Neutron

"Rockets are flying things." - Hugh Neutron

by jacobjohn55 June 17, 2018