bla

blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive

this is a blah day.

by Jacob May 20, 2004

Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.

1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja

by Jacob December 17, 2004

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

rodenhurst

aka Rosenbagah...shrek...and yeti

strong as ox...and looks like one too
one who takes out wrath on styrofoam
big bully

the middle line backer is like Rodenhurst, though not as slow

by Jacob March 18, 2005