jacob's definitions

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

e-40

the v-town base rapper that spits fire since dino urine

macaronic, inpecable, u feel me

by Jacob July 22, 2004

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

rodenhurst

aka Rosenbagah...shrek...and yeti

strong as ox...and looks like one too
one who takes out wrath on styrofoam
big bully

the middle line backer is like Rodenhurst, though not as slow

by Jacob March 18, 2005

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 7, 2004

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007