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scuttlin friend

your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal
fuck me and my scuttlin friend went in the car to go dogging
by Jackroll July 22, 2008
mugGet the scuttlin friendmug.

blowjob

a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it
fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the blowjobmug.

front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position
fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the front scuttlemug.

blowy

a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''
fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the blowymug.

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee
i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt
by Jackroll July 5, 2006
mugGet the jerkolatormug.

climax

the point at which some cunt reaches orgasm the fucking bestest and crudest definition to call it
fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
mugGet the climaxmug.

swallowing slut

she swallowed my dick that swallowing slut ehh
by Jackroll July 5, 2006
mugGet the swallowing slutmug.

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