Definitions by jackass

mapple 

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

mapple by jackass April 17, 2004

eggjob 

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

eggjob by jackass April 17, 2004

mipe 

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

mipe by jackass April 17, 2004

shrimp 

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

shrimp by jackass April 17, 2004

Split your wig 

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

Split your wig by Jackass January 15, 2004

aesic 

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

aesic by Jackass December 6, 2003

loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

loglet by jackass July 15, 2003