jack mehoff's definitions

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004

boozums

Boobs;honkers;breasts;tits

I would love to stick my dick right between her fat boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

lets go

next best song by lil' jon

best song is get low ... fosho

by jack mehoff November 5, 2004

fug

just like fuck but with a "G"

who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005