whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 05, 2006
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field hockey player

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player
by jack September 04, 2004
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ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it
Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!
by Jack June 12, 2004
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celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.
Zelda? More like CELDA!!
by Jack March 04, 2005
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unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.
by Jack February 14, 2005
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chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.
by Jack August 05, 2006
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chickenfucker

1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
Hey you Chickenfucker!
by Jack January 06, 2005
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