jack's definitions

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

Bingo Bango Bongo

An expression to shorten details of a story, to emphasize the end result. Usually connotes positive outcomes, or outcomes that were sudden or unexpected.

I was hanging out with Suzie last weekend when all of a sudden she started making out with me. I kiss back, we head on over to her room, and then bingo bango bongo, I'm nailing her on top of her sister's bed.

by Jack March 23, 2011

big b

a big flamming homo names brad binkly who lives in surrey B.C and loves to suck on hairy chink cock...

big b is a flamming flamer

by jack January 8, 2005

JBond

The administrator of the Comingsoon.net boards.

w00t, JBond pwned those spammers.

by Jack December 30, 2003

Free Country, USA

A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia

Welcome to Free Country!

by jack December 11, 2003

Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

by Jack December 10, 2003

manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

by Jack December 30, 2003