High School

High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.

High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page.

High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.

The scars of High School last long after graduation day.
by Jack February 25, 2005
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Old Navy

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.
by Jack November 01, 2005
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G1 Megatron

Evil Decepticon leader from the 1980's Transformers television series. Known for using ridiculous, dim-witted schemes in his attempts to "plunder the Earth of it's resources" and to foil the Autobots. Many fans hate him, wishing he were more bad-ass. I say to them "Who cares!?" I mean, honestly, let's face it - it's a kid's show! He's not ment to satisfy the loins of 30 year old super geeks who take the show too seriously. If you loved the show as a kid, and are willing to watch it with a grain of salt, it's a lot easier to appriciate his contribution to the show. You just have to suspend your disbelief, or laugh hysterically at the plot flaws and animation errors!
G1 Megatron, who murdered half the Autobot cast in the movie, seemed pleased to kill Ironhide despite the fact he was defenseless. As Ironhide bravely grabbed Megatron by the leg to avenge his fallen comrades, Megatron sneered and said "Such heroic nonsense!" as he shot him to death.
by Jack January 04, 2004
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smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.
I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.
by Jack January 26, 2004
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exploding dog

Something, usually a piece of art, that makes positively no sense but has a whimsical air to it and is therefore enjoyable. A reference to the popular website of the same name.
I don't know, that picture seems like an exploding dog.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon
Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.
by Jack February 12, 2005
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String Pop

Banging a vagina and pulling out their tampon on your penis.
Me and your sister made a string pop last night
by Jack March 07, 2004
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