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Definitions by jack

Romanian Handshake 

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Dude, bonus points if you get twins!
Romanian Handshake by jack November 24, 2003
That's one nice knocker.
Knocker by Jack November 22, 2003

wangsterbate 

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.
I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.
wangsterbate by Jack November 22, 2003
Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources:
a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337".
b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "owned" and thus people started using "pwned" instead.

The definitions are as follows:
In video games:
1. Completely annihilated or dominated.
2. Perfectly owned, meaning the other player did not do any damage.
I pwned your head with my awp.

OR

I just pwned your ass noob!
pwned by jack November 17, 2003
They are chiefers, they chief thrice a day.
Chiefer by Jack November 15, 2003
jackley by jack November 12, 2003

eight ball 

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.
You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.
eight ball by Jack November 9, 2003