jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.
You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.
by Jack February 17, 2005
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Knocker

That's one nice knocker.
by Jack November 23, 2003
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pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)
by jack January 28, 2005
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meat wallet

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf
by jack January 29, 2003
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dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form
by Jack April 29, 2003
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FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!
FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-
by jack July 20, 2003
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sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004
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