Definitions by jack

Emergency brake 

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

Emergency brake by Jack February 22, 2005

pwns 

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

pwns by jack February 20, 2005

dawg 

D.A.W.G. = Dumb Ass White Guy

Go Get Her You Dirty DAWG

dawg by Jack February 19, 2005

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

stafu by Jack February 17, 2005

let's get retarded 

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

let's get retarded by Jack February 16, 2005

unknown spartan 

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

unknown spartan by Jack February 14, 2005

Shabutie 

A band consisting of future members of Coheed and Cambria(Mic Todd and Claudio Sanchez).

"Hey, I'm an idiot I think it's spelled Shabootie!"
"Nah man.. it's S-H-A-B-U-T-I-E.."

or

"Isn't Shabutie that old Coheed band?!"
"No, it is not."

Shabutie by Jack February 12, 2005