ja's definitions

sucking wind

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.

I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.

by JA June 27, 2004

brass cat

one is a 'brass cat' when one fucks others in the arse

"Frank stop fucking that man you brass cat"

by Ja January 28, 2004

Chappo

Wants some, but ain't got none, and ain't gonna get none.

The gayest man alive.

Failure to get tang.

"Hey, did Bob get any last night? "Nah man, he pulled a Chappo..."

"Dude, you're such a Chappo..."

by ja March 16, 2005

twerkin

Sexually pleasuring yourself or somebody else.

Hey bitch, we twerkin tonite?

by ja December 10, 2002

syff

To tell someone that they need to shut their fucking face

You...fucktard...syff.

by ja July 1, 2003

dyslheimer's disease

noun: a combination of dyslexia and alzheimer's disease. the inability to remember correctly, but to remember pieces, in a scrambled fashion.

what's his name? you know, he was in the movie with what's her name, the one about the woman who lived in L.A.?

by ja July 3, 2004

mars volta

The absolute most kick-ass band ever to be around. Their own style of original music. Real music that is shunned by MTV pissers.

What the fuck is that shitty music? Fuck you, that's Mars Volta, greatest band ever.

by Ja April 22, 2004