jUsTiN's definitions

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

Ohnmeiss

A short-tempered male with a large head. Thinks he's a Gansta.

Damn that Ohnmeiss! He's one crazy son of a...he be actin' all like a Gansta but he jus frontin'

by Justin December 2, 2003

spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

by Justin May 4, 2004

make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.

From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."

by justin May 4, 2004

waterboy

Aka Mark Richards... One who fetches water for the whole team

Mark says "who needs water"

by Justin February 24, 2005

SPNKR

A weapon made by Halo 2 (Rocket Launcher)
designing team because they got sick of hearing complains from people without sight and left thumbs on how they can not score a single kill.

blind man: w00t! I actually won! Thanks SPNKR!

by Justin March 8, 2005

RhinoMcKrieger

1. A small time poster at IGN often seen board hoping. A known Arizona Cardinal's fan.

2. A decent XBL player.

1. That RhinoMcKrieger is so funny!

2. Look at that RhinoMcKrieger!

by Justin December 28, 2004