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Yankoff fan: 1918!!!
Sox fan: What the hell are you talking about? Yo John listen to this guy he's yelling random years at me, get a life loser!
1918 by Justin December 6, 2004
In Real Life - Something people who have such a thing say on the Internet to irritate those of us who do not. These three letters send the average geek loner into a nostalgic flashback of better times in their childhood.
"I'm talking about my friends IRL not you, loser."

"I wish I could attract members of the opposite sex IRL."

"Do you think we'll ever meet IRL?"
IRL by Justin December 4, 2004

gryffindor 

a house on the complete downfall. Originally had kick ass kids who knew how to party like James, Sirius, and Remus..but now are inhabited as such pussies as Ron and Hermione. Fred and George were their only hope with their childish menial gags and jokes, but look at that, they up and left. Gryffindor sucks, and if Harry wasn't such a crybaby bitch he could be living it up in Slytherin right now.
Rowling makes Gryffindor win all the time because she doesn't want to make pussy children upset that only the strongest survive.
gryffindor by Justin December 3, 2004

draco malfoy 

straight pimp. nothing else to be said
When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
draco malfoy by Justin December 2, 2004

Cho Chang 

better be hot in the movies, because the way they talk her up in the books I better crap myself when she appears in the movies she's so hot
They can never find a girl as hot as Cho Chang is depicted, and the movies will leave me disappointed again
Cho Chang by Justin December 2, 2004
cause today we are too lazy and informal to use the word "appreciate". Usually used by those coming out of their drug induced 20's to realize they are 30 and have to work in a professional realm.
dude, pressh on presentation help yesterday.
preesh by justin November 29, 2004
another way to reffer to a criple without getting in trouble for mentioning their handicapp disability
1. Holy crip its a craple!(holy crap its a criple)
2. OMG look at that craple...imagine how hard it his for him to get around.
craple by justin November 27, 2004