jOhn's definitions

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004

yorktown heights

Average Westchester town, less money than Bedford, more than Peekskill.

At a Yorktown party, you see Jettas and Jeeps. At a Chappaqua party, you see BMW's and Benz's.

by John March 12, 2005

scag

junk, heroin

damn this is some boss scag baby

by john November 14, 2003

/F r

The term/command used in battle.net games such as starcraft, warcraft, or diablo in which someone is to remove(the r) someone from their friends list(the /f) which is capped at a maximum of 25 friends. This may be from the cause of inactivity of that friend, enraged at that friend, or just because he is a n00b.

ex 1:"Wow I hate beetis, he sucks at lost temple."
/F r Beetis

ex 2(RL Conditions):

"Omg Sally lost my eyeliner, that fucking bitch! /f r her ass, I don't like her"

by John December 28, 2007

pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by john April 25, 2003

Dooglits

Big Boobs

Who she got some dooglits

by John November 13, 2003

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money

The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.

by JOhn April 11, 2005