jOhn's definitions

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john May 13, 2005

lucifer

slang for match to light cigarettes etc . possibly used prior to fuel lighters , jass( jazz) slang early 1900's New Orleans, smell of sulpher on striking

He struck a lucifer to light his cigar.

by John June 19, 2006

awawawa abecus

don vito's term for a childs toy

it dont even work awawawa ABECUS!!!

by john December 17, 2004

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

yar!

A scream when falling head first out of a building.

*Joe falls out of the building head first* "YAR!!!!!!!!!"

by John April 13, 2004

da m00n

When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.

Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb

by John July 10, 2004

chicken fucker

having sex with a preist

boby is a chicken fucker for going to church at 2 in the morning

by john August 15, 2003