jOhn's definitions

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 3, 2003

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

Booty Dance

When Tracy gets on stage during a night of drinking and decides to try and shake her ass like she was in a P Diddy video.

Hey, The Band just pulled Tracy on stage to dance. Look at her doing the Booty Dance. I wonder if she realizes that everyone in the bar knows her.

by John September 15, 2003

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

Interboro High School

Place were kids piss in the fryer and goose the gym teacher stuffs stocks in his crotch. Its a Rat and mold infested school, made up of 80% "thug"/prep, and 20% freaks. Half of the girls are either preganent, contracted some sort of disease or gay/bisexual. Kids come to school intoxicated, high, or sniff coke in the bathroom. 75% of the students/facualty are addicated to cigarettes, alcohol, or some other illegal substance. Or they cut their wrist (and they think is cool)

drunkard waste of air, expect for ms. pat the cookie lady

by John April 16, 2005

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005