jOhn's definitions

tokuda

a man who has an infatuation with brad pitt

Mr. Tokuda: "In order to first understand the proper network capabilities of the server capacity you must first look at this naked picture of Brad Pitt that I will put up on the big screen. Don't ask why."

by john February 22, 2005

the Bronx

Where people from Eastchester pretend to be from.

Hey Eastchester DID own part of the Bronx prior to the late 1800s. Why do you think there's a neighborhood in the Bronx called "Eastchester"?

by John December 3, 2003

phish

The wrong way to spell "Fish"

-Catholic Private School (3rd Grade)-
Nun; Johnny, spell "FISH"
Johnny: P-H-I-S-H, Fish!
Nun: *SMACK*

by John November 17, 2003

capoeira

a Brazilian martial art

"I know Capoeira"

by john March 27, 2004

ester

a really pretty girl

damn she's an ester!

by John February 3, 2005

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by john March 21, 2005

bath

A great way to be dirtier than you were when you got in the bath, and sat in your ass water.

A bath dont make no sence, a lot like a redneck

by John April 6, 2005