890 definitions by jOhn

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by jOhn January 10, 2004

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by jOhn February 11, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by jOhn February 25, 2005

scap

short for scappy; the perfect combination of skanky and nappy.

Man, your girl is a scap.

by jOhn January 19, 2004

Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.

Connor and James are faggorts.

by jOhn July 14, 2003

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by jOhn December 13, 2003

WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by jOhn December 13, 2003