jOhn's definitions

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

.300 win mag

The .300 winchester magnum can bust a hole in gangstas around the nation. Commonly used to hunt large game, this .30 caliber casing delivers ass kickin power, added with accuracy makes for a great pig killa.

"I'm gonna bust up some pigs from that roof up there with my .300 win mag byotch!"

by john May 13, 2005

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004