native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

by John June 18, 2006

Iremongering

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.

"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"

by John October 01, 2004

sum 41

a cool rock band that was formed 41 days into summer (hence the name)

chuck their last album is pretty cool. welcome to hell, I'm not the one, and there's no solution are some of my favorite songs.

by John March 27, 2005

Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by john July 14, 2003

daly

A guy who always rallies Lazer in the sand box.

THat daly sur kicked Lazer's ass

by John January 09, 2005

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 05, 2003