Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jOhn

yizzer

"Are you going to the club tonite"
"yizzer"

yizzer by John May 13, 2005

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pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

cooter by john May 13, 2005

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the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

hair job by john May 13, 2005

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the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

asschap by John May 13, 2005

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A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

glumpular by John May 13, 2005

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A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

Pachuka by John May 13, 2005

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woq- The result of a male erection.

John saw Jenna and had a woq.

woq by John May 13, 2005

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