jOe's definitions

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

by Joe September 5, 2005

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

by joe April 22, 2003

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 5, 2004

vegetto

Vegetto is a animated character from Akira Toryima's popular series Dragonball Z.Vegetto is the result of Goku and Vegeta fusing with the earrings Supreme Kai had given Goku. Goku and Vegeta being full blooded saiyans, once fused they create the strongest character in the whole series.

Buu: I dare say I have been toying with me all along, if you could of sent that energy ball into space you could of inflicted much more damage to me earlier,but you still dont compare, no one compares to me.
Vegetto:You're wrong buu, I'm destine to destroy you.
Vegetto: Call me Super Vegetto !!!!

by Joe April 16, 2005

Santa Fe

The act of multiple males railing a female one at a time. See train...

Man1: We gonna ride the Santa Fe tonight?
Man2: Everyone have their luggage checked and ready to go?
Woman: All aboard!!

by Joe October 12, 2004

Westmont

Town in Chicago IL, that is becoming more city like every year. This town is large, and has many awsome people in it. Everybody wishes there town was like westmonts.

Dam dawn westmont is better than my town.

by Joe August 14, 2006