troll beaver

Refering to a short woman's vagina

She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.

by Joe July 03, 2003

lucky

an object that never plays warcraft, or is afraid to face the almight wrath of mofoj0e.

a hottie.

hi lucky my name is joe mamma

by Joe April 14, 2004

nachos and cheese

you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first retard, her crusties fall into the cup. You punch the second retard in the same place and her fluids fall out into the cup. Then enjoy!!!

I enjoyed the nachos and cheese.

by joe March 24, 2005

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by joe December 15, 2003

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?

"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"

by JOE July 23, 2004

mustang

1. Muscle car whose body really only needs to be modified from the back as that is all people will ever see, unless it's parked.

2. Extremely reliable car.

3. Car whose tuners actually make them look and operate better than they bought them.

1. Man that Mustang has awesome taillights. I wish I could catch up to see what the front looks like.

2. I've owned two Mustangs: a '68 with 150,000+ miles on it, and a '98 with 93,000 currently. Both ran fine. Found on Road Dead? Nope. Sorry.

3. Man that Saleen looks sweet.
Let's race it with my Accord. Cool, they're biting.
Shit, dude I think the transmission is broke.
Pull over.
The Saleen was nearly gone by that point.
- transcript from an actual video

by joe January 05, 2005

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005