jOe's definitions

parkie

a cool person who goes to park yay park!!!!!!!!!

Jo is a parkie. He's so cool.

by Joe February 2, 2005

bellingham

Bellingham, WA Last major town on the west coast before hitting Canada. This place has more serial killers than black people.

Take the offramp up here in Bellingham, I need to take a leak.

by joe December 24, 2003

FCC

a bunch of mommas boy fags who think that there are more people offended by sex, drugs, and things of that sort, than there are not. if only more people like eminem and peter griffin spoke out publicly against the FagCC

peter, brian, stewie: they will clean up all your talking
in a manner such as this
they will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a piss
and they'll make you call fellatio
a trouser friendly kiss!
here's the plain situation
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin FCC!!

by joe November 12, 2006

venom

A completely badass marvel hero/villan depending on how you look at it. has some weird ass symbiot suit thats all black with the exception of a spider design on his chest and back.

Venom is going to be in spiderman 3 and I hope he fucks spiderman up.

by Joe April 27, 2004

jimmies

1. A feeling of paranoia - synonym of willies

2. The intense creepy feeling you get when you hear something that wigs you out.

1. I don' like spiders, they give me the jimmies.

2. She can't stop movin', it's like she has the jimmies or something.

3. The story was so scary, I had the jimmies all the way home.

by Joe October 7, 2004

holohoax

Used by white supremacists and anti-semites to refer to the holocaust. Also known as the holocau$t

It seems like every year we have a holohoax memorial.

by Joe March 3, 2007

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004