Dr dyke

A lesbian who knows the inside and out of the female genitals

Could I make an appointment with you Dr.Dyke, my flange is itching?

by Joey February 16, 2005

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

hoggin'

Cheating on a girl with an (ugly) whore.

He went hoggin' because he was desperate.

by Joey June 11, 2003

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

by Joey August 19, 2004

Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

by Joey December 01, 2003

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 21, 2005