macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

by joey July 15, 2008

Shit Licker

A male homosexual

Greg is a Shit Licker.

by Joey July 08, 2003

lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

by Joey February 15, 2005

snee

When your nipples are hard

I tweaked my nipple and it perked up like a hard on.

by joey September 12, 2004

Yolky

Head free ranger of Pokemon Zeo's forums. He leads all other free rangers in doing their jobs.

Yolky is t3h pwnership at franging.

by Joey March 22, 2004

the city

MANHATTAN!!!!!!!

Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.

Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.

by Joey January 08, 2004

THEA GILMORE

Quite simply the best singer/songwriter in the world.

If you don't believe me, check out Avalanche

Cor, that Thea Gilmore lass don't half rock man

by Joey February 15, 2005